I Won't Eat… but I’ll Drink Anything Paper Cocktail Napkins by Anne Taintor

A little sass for the bar cart. These Anne Taintor cocktail napkins feature a wonderfully cheeky vintage-inspired image with the phrase, “I won’t eat food that contains sugar, sodium, meat, dairy, gluten, preservatives, or artificial flavors/colors… but I’ll drink anything.”

Perfect for cocktail hour, hostess gifts, girls’ night, book club, bar carts, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their beverage. The retro artwork and witty caption make these paper napkins a playful addition to parties, gatherings, and gift baskets.

Details:
20 napkins per package
3-ply paper tissue
Approx. 5” x 5”
Printed in Germany
Non-toxic, water-soluble dyes
New product

SKU - C817800

About Us:
Rutledge Exchange is a boutique jewelry and antiques business located in historic downtown Camden, SC, offering curated estate jewelry, vintage finds, and unique gifts for collectors and antique lovers. We source regionally from estate sales, dealers, and private sellers, always drawn to pieces with story and charm. Please feel free to reach out with any questions—we’re always happy to help.

Condition & Policies:
This is a new retail gift item. Please review all photos and product details carefully prior to purchase. Returns are accepted within 7 days of delivery. Shipping costs are non-refundable, and returned items may be subject to a 20% restocking fee.